Some Five Word Satirical Stories

Filled my Tesla with gas.

And she said, "I don't."

Christendom dating: "We're just friends."

Communism: your life is ours.

"Wait, when's your birthday, Honey?"

"Shoot, he's in the trunk!"

"What's that drone doing here?"

"Who's driving?" "Wait, not you?"

"Why am I in Siberia?"

"Darn, the stove's still on."

Scary monster does not care.

"So, you shouldn't microwave spoons."

He thought H2SO4 was water.

"I'll have some H2O too."

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

-Nicholas Schau '24, Katharine Michael '24, and Michael Katreeb '24

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