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Freshman Dating

A man of Christendom Young

After a dance he had swung

A girl he did spy,

the gem of his eye

She took the breath from his lung


A girl to her school arrived

Of good Catholic men deprived

The first she did see,

“oh he’s for me!”

A budding relationship thrived


Their fortune did not last

Common with love this fast

They were RDA-ed,

and quite dismayed

Making this couple downcast


Still their love is not abating

With actions that are nauseating

Just enjoy the show,

soon they will know

What happens when freshman start dating

-Joseph Burns '24
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